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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Musing Mode


Prior to tonight, and to a lesser extent, prior to Game 4 (of the only relevant series left, none on that now though**),

I was imagining a Cleveland vs. Orlando Eastern Conference Finals.

However, for a relatively long time (a few weeks), and increasingly so (since the Hawks lost by an average of 25 points in four games), I was not confident Cleveland could beat the Magic.

Here's why:
  • Orlando beat Cleveland last year
  • Orlando coalesces a bevy talent...
This got me thinking about a mostly forgotten statistical definition; the mode, "the value that occurs most frequently"
Call me crazy, but Orlando's mode is offensive versatility. Besides D12 (a completely un-fitting nickname), the starters: Nelson, Carter, Barnes and Lewis each seemingly epitomize the duality of shooting and scoring elsewise.
Coming off the bench, Mickael Pietrus (above, draped) and J.J. Reddick (over-rated in his under-rated-ness) both shoot exceptionally well, as well as facilitate and score. Coconut (mine) AKA White Chocolate, has descended from the realm of street-ball into that of highly effective back-up floor generals.

Cleveland's mode is either small combo guards: Parker, West, and Williams or, C/C+, over-achieving 4s: Z, Hickson, and Powe
  • ...Considering Orlando's 6 Leatherman Tools, compared to Cleveland's surplus of mishapen goods, Orlando has a definite advantage.
  • Orlando wins the center battle (Howard and Gortat vs. Shaq Bonds) in a slam-dunk, too.
Obviously I'm neglecting the elephant in the room.

But, it happened on Planet Earth (below), it can also happen in the NBA Playoffs.

(In case you are wondering, Boston's mode is obviously aged all-stars, while neither PHO nor LA have an easily discernible mode)





Stay tuned (to the playoffs, they are epic, Lakers in 6 this time).

*The competition in this realm is fierce. I personally subscribe to Henry Abbott and Truehoop, as well as oblige the genius of both FreeDarko, and much more so, THEIR INCREDIBLE BOOK as well as Bill Simmons, and his book.

**I imagine (and wish like ESPN, I could rely on Elias Sports Bureau to back me up, that) three sweeps in the second round is rare. I find it neither interesting enough to write about, nor exciting to read, yet am curious how rare the outcome of four playoff series ending in three sweeps is.

2 comments:

  1. I wrote a really long three paragraph post but wordpress sucks and deleted it. The gist: Orlando can't beat LA unless Dwight Howard morphs into Young Shaquille; nobody can beat Kobe except Kobe which is why the only team I'm remotely afraid of is Cleveland, but even then I'm not so afraid because it now looks like Cleveland is just one of those teams that beats up on regular season weaklings and can't take the big boys come playoff time; only White Hot can take down Black Mamba, which may happen, judging from the Jazz fans holding White Hot pictures and the fact that nothing, not even the rape trial, affected Kobe's rep in the Book of Phloo-Ra. I forsee a worst case scenario of an arena full of jeering fans holding blown up Pilgrim Kobe pictures, forcing him to exit in White Hot shame and leave the game of basketball for good.

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  2. But, the point is, none of that will ever happen and the Lakers will cruise to the championship. White Hot + Black Mamba = The Hot Mamba

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